12512. WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR SPERM? Analysis of 1996 Time magazine article reporting on recent declining sperm counts in men. Discusses the implications of this finding, and the search for its cause and possible solutions. Also criticizes a logical fallacy in the article and suggests that a decline in fertility may actually be good for reducing overpopulation. 6 pages, 7 footnotes, 2 bibliographic sources.